AwaY KuNo

Habang Busy ako sa pag susunog ng kilay at pag papahid ng dugong tumutulo sa ilong ko kakaenglish sa pag gawa ng thesis na konting tulog nalang para i defence. natigil ako nung may nakinig akong sumisigaw sa labas. Una di ko pinansin dahil hindi naman "balot" ang sinisigaw. Isang babaeng kutob ko eh tindera sa palengke lang ang ginagamit ang kanyang "semi automatic bunganga"and ammunition laway at mura, hindi ko alam kung ano pinag sisigay pero ngka"clue" ako na nakikipag away siya nung may nabasag na bote, at may army palang siyang kasama. Yun ok sa alright! action to! Kaya naligtas ang kaliwang kilay ko sa pag kakasunog nung tumayo na ako sa inuupuan ko. Amf, naunahan ako ng tatay ko sa "frontseat" andun na siya sa may pinto, kya no choice sa likod nya ako. Pinanood ko ung maga "pagasa ng bayan dapat" oo mga kabataan din (tulad ko.. oo bagets pa nmn ako), isang palikera yata na babaeng nag wawalang gustong sumugod sa "kaaway" yeah! cat fight... pero.. wtf.! pumupunta siya sa opposite direction!. Gusto ko sana sumigaw ng "miss nasa likod ang kaaway mo"! pero di nalang gabi na kasi at maitim ung babae, di ko alam kung nasan ang harap at likod nya. kaya naging good audience nalang ako at nanood... takbuhan pakaliwa ang lahat habng ng hahamon ng one on one daw, mamaya nung wla na ang kampo ni (itatago nalang natin sa pangalang BETTY di ko rin kasi kakilala eh) Betty, andyan n ang kakampi ng kaaway nya, aba ng tawag pala. kanya kanyang granadang gawa sa bato at bota ang hawak!, kulang nalang si andres bonifacio pede nang reinakmet ng gyera na napapanood ko sa bayani, kaso may nakita ako may panyo sa bibig, ay reinakment yta to ng naruto. So un, nanahimik ang tapat bahay namin, dahil di umaalis ang tatay ko sa pinto at wla rin akong tsinelas limitado lang view ko... dun pala natapos ang ACTION, next comedy na... Nagstart ng my pumutok.. unang putok, kala ko sumpak.! YUN! sana me patay, kaso napanghinaan ako ng loob dahil nasundan ng tatlo. amf mukhang warning shot lang yata ng security sa isang estasyon yta ng bus mamaya maya, ung mga "pagasa" ng bayan.. ayan n ulit( ung kampo ng kaaway nung babaeng maingai) umaatras, sa pag atras sumisigaw na (tinatago nalang ntin ang gang na singaw sa pangalang POWER rangers) Power rangers! bulok! power rangers duwag!, habang umaatras siya buong tapang siyang sumisigaw! POWER RANGERS BOBO!, at isa pang kasama naya ang nag bigay rason sa biglaan pag bloblog ko. Sumigaw ang kasama niya "SIGE IPUTOK MO SAMIN YAN GAGO!" 3 times nya sinigaw un hanggang makarating sa kanto, ayan. sakto, tigdulo na sila ng kausap niya. Diba ang courageous aba di lahat masasagawan ang taong me baril na iputok sa kanya noh

ON THE LATEST SURVEY RANKING PHILIPPINES NO. 1 IN CORRUPTION IN ASIA; IT CANNOT BE POLITICS AS USUAL

With Malacañang brushing off the latest survey results revealing RP as d most corrupt country in Asia, Senate Majority Leader and Independent senator Kiko Pangilinan today called on Malacañang to "stop turning a blind eye on reality."

"There is nothing in that survey that we don't already know. We can't deny the fact that corruption has reached monstrous proportions and eaten the Philippines." Kiko said.

"They say in any illness, the first step to recovery is admitting there's a problem. If Malacañang continues to paint a rosy picture of d situation for its selfish convenience, we will never move out of this predicament. Kumbaga sa nagmamaneho, naliligaw na,ayaw pang huminto at magtanong ng direksyon,"Kiko added.

"This goes for all our national leaders regardless of political inclination. The national leadership has collectively failed us because it has not offered the people an alternative. We must look for political leadership that will focus on new methods, new approaches, and new paradigms. We must work towards public sector private sector partnerships for good governance. This is the challenge to citizens as well who are tired of politics as usual the politics of greed, corruption, patronage and the politics of convenience. Our proposal to create a Joint Judiciary Executive Legislative Advisory and Consultative Council (JELACC) will deliver justice in the most expeditious manner possible. Only when we punish more and punish swiftly will there be genuine respect for the rule of law. We must find a way to reduce the average case life from 6 years to say 2 to 3 years in the next 5 to 7 years. Ensuring the swift disposition of cases will strike fear in the hearts of would be criminals that in fact cases are resolved and the guilty punished. Let's not deny what this latest survey is: an embarrassing wake up call that we all need to address. We need to move away from politics as usual. It's time we put our people first," Kiko ended.

-source:http://www.senate.gov.ph/press_release/2008/0312_pangilinan2.asp

now there you have it...astig tlga pinas, na Guinness n nga as (most murder cases) meron p plang most corrupt in asia!... haha buti nalng nasatin ang most longest longanisa at pinakamaraming ng sipilyo ng sabay sabay... kya meron p rin tayong ngiting maiiharap.

kaya masarap mag payaman sa pinas. kasi pag mayaman ka mayaman talaga malas lang ng mahirap kasi mas humihirap.

DOTA Vs. GF

si DOTA isa lang sa mundo,
GF napakarami niyan.

si GF iiwan ka din niyan,
si DOTA hindi.

si GF nagagalit pagnagdodota ka,
si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag nagGF ka.

si DOTA P20 lang masaya na,
si GF baka P200 hindi pa masaya.

pagnakakakita ka ng ibang Hero hndi nagagalit si DOTA,
pero pagnakakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.

si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap na balikan,
si DOTA pag iniwan mo, handa ka parin tanggapin.

Ano mas gusto mo DOTA o GF?
mag-isip ka na....

GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang DOTA ba maroromansa ka?
DOTA: Bakit mabibigyan k b ng gf ng
3pleng sarap pag naka 3ple kill ka?

GIRLFRIEND: Bakit ang Dota ba kayang kompletuhin ang pagkatao ng isang lalake?
DOTA: Bakit kaya ba ng babae gawing GODLIKE ang isang lalake?

BUT they have 1 thing in common
un ay lagi clang anjan pag me problema ka. Pag natalo ka sa pustahan sa dota cno magpapasaya sau GF dba? Pag nagkaproblema k naman sa GF cno magpapasaya sau DOTA dba?

isa lang ang comment ko.... HAHAH napaka NERD-slash-Geek mo na kung kukumpara mo babae sa DOTA NO!? HAHAAH.. although para kang na bato ng magic missile pag nagalit GF mo at makipag swap sa kahit kanino pag ng away n kau hahahah *wenk wenk wenk*

GlenDenKenShow @ 300!

One of our another show, actually a month n to since nung ginwa eh hhahah enjoi!

Part 1

Part 2

Emong survey daw

1 . What is more difficult: looking

into someone's eyes when telling how you feel, or looking into someones eyes

when they tell you how they feel?

-syempre looking into someone's eyes when they tell me what they feel.after telling someone how you feel.

2. Think of the last time you were

angry. Why were you angry?

-wla i forgot.

3. You will die in three minutes. Last

call and what will be your msg to

him/her?

- Bye.

4. If you could do anything OR wish

anything, what would it be?

- Fly...

5. You can have one of the following

two things: trust or love

-Love,kasi package deal na ang trust dun, pero ang pinag kaiba is, my "love" it means meron din pra sa sarili mo, the problem for the people giving the 100% trust eh. nagiging single mom.

6. Would you or have you ever

blackmailed someone?

-uu, pra nmn bago ako mamatay me na blackmail ako no hahha

7. Who is the last person you've

thought?

-

8. Are you the kind of friend that you

would want to have as a friend?

-uu?ewan

9. Would you sleep with someone if u had the chance?

- uu hahaha

10. Are you old fashioned?

-nep

11. What would be harder for you, to

tell someone you love them or that you

do not love them back?

-tell someone i love em, kasi bkita mahirap sabihing di mo mahal ang tao kung di mo naman mahal.

12. What would be the hardest

thing for you to give up?

-everything

13. Romantic love, when was the last

time you told someone you loved them?

-ewan

14. Imagine. It is a dark night, you

are alone, it is raining outside, you

hear someone walking around outside

your window. WHO do you wish was there

with you?

-isang sexy na babae wohoo! wet and wild! HAHAHAHAH

15. Would you give a homeless person

CPR?

-siyempre hindi, una di ako marunong mag CPR pangalawa, ano naman paki ko dun, inaagawan nga ako ng pag kain eh..

16. You are holding onto your

grandmother.

-huh?

IF YOU HAVE 3 MONTHS TO LIVE:

17. Are you going to tell everyone

that you're going to die?

-yep, pra special treatment. ahah "mamamatay na si den, malibre nga ng yellow cab tong asshole n to" hahaha... besides emo lang ang mag lilihim,

18. What do you do with your remaining

days?

-to give everything to the one i love.<--- haha! ok sna! pero please! sna di "bf/gf" ang binabanggit niya kasi....HAHAHHAHAH

19. Would you be afraid?

-nope... why would i. kahit malagas ang buhok ko sa takot di na hahaba buhai ko..

20. Whose life are you willing to

sacrifice your life in order for him/her to live?

-people i love